So I'm going to schedule an appointment with my future self to confirm that time travel is possible within my lifetime.
I'm wondering if I've already seen her just at a distance, but didn't recognize her cause all Asians look the same. Do you think our future selves sometimes visit our past selves just for kicks? Maybe even sometimes help us out a little?
Well I'm wondering what I should do when I meet future self. Of course the first thing that comes to mind is make out with myself. Then there's the question, is that considered incest or masturbation or lesbianism? Perhaps the most deviant sexual act...lesbian incest? Would my bf consider that cheating?
I would like to know how my future self is doing, maybe give myself a souvenir from the future, give present self some words of encouragement, go geocaching, and take pictures.
I just hope future self isn't fat and has a real job.
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What if your future self comes back and makes out with your present bf with present you unaware of future you's doings?
ReplyDeleteLoLLL, that's a frightening possibility cause that sounds like exactly something future self would like to do. In that case I would try and get future bf to make out with my present self since I imagine his technique would be better after having had practiced extensively on present self.
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