Last night Hansel and Aleck successfully taught my cousins how to be sarcastic. Sarcasm as we know it in America is absent in Japan because it's a society full of decorum and lingual nuances.
Today:
Mariko: Hansel and Aleck are really nice guys! I'm not being sarcastic.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Time Travel
So I'm going to schedule an appointment with my future self to confirm that time travel is possible within my lifetime.
I'm wondering if I've already seen her just at a distance, but didn't recognize her cause all Asians look the same. Do you think our future selves sometimes visit our past selves just for kicks? Maybe even sometimes help us out a little?
Well I'm wondering what I should do when I meet future self. Of course the first thing that comes to mind is make out with myself. Then there's the question, is that considered incest or masturbation or lesbianism? Perhaps the most deviant sexual act...lesbian incest? Would my bf consider that cheating?
I would like to know how my future self is doing, maybe give myself a souvenir from the future, give present self some words of encouragement, go geocaching, and take pictures.
I just hope future self isn't fat and has a real job.
I'm wondering if I've already seen her just at a distance, but didn't recognize her cause all Asians look the same. Do you think our future selves sometimes visit our past selves just for kicks? Maybe even sometimes help us out a little?
Well I'm wondering what I should do when I meet future self. Of course the first thing that comes to mind is make out with myself. Then there's the question, is that considered incest or masturbation or lesbianism? Perhaps the most deviant sexual act...lesbian incest? Would my bf consider that cheating?
I would like to know how my future self is doing, maybe give myself a souvenir from the future, give present self some words of encouragement, go geocaching, and take pictures.
I just hope future self isn't fat and has a real job.
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